I am a little bit of this, and a little bit of that. Not trying to make things complicated here.
My early childhood was in south Florida. I know what alligator tastes like.
My early teen years were on a farm in southern Minnesota. I can milk a goat.
I went to High School outside Chicago with Ferris Bueller.
I lived in LA for 9 years and when to Sunday School with Rachel Welch.
I lived 2000 miles from Karly when we started ‘dating’
I had 5 kids in 7 years. Because it’s cool.
I am a Technical Writer: I can tell you how to use it, but nobody asks.
Only one of these things is a half-truth. (I don’t really know Ferris)