About Michael

I am a little bit of this, and a little bit of that.  Not trying to make things complicated here.

My early childhood was in south Florida.  I know what alligator tastes like.

My early teen years were on a farm in southern Minnesota.  I can milk a goat.

I went to High School outside Chicago with Ferris Bueller.

I lived in LA for 9 years and when to Sunday School with Rachel Welch.

I lived 2000 miles from Karly when we started ‘dating’

I had 5 kids in 7 years.  Because it’s cool.

I am a Technical Writer: I can tell you how to use it, but nobody asks.

Only one of these things is a half-truth. (I don’t really know Ferris)